Friday, 30 April 2010


Total eats:
1 WHOLE baguette with mozzarella, sun dried tomatoes and pesto
(I just finished it and I hate myself)



Total eats:
1 pasta salad

Wednesday, 28 April 2010


Total eats:
1 jacket potato, with cheese
I hate life.

Total exercise:
1 hour dog walking

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Total eats:
1 yoghurt - 110
1/2 salad - 200
1 yoghurt - 110
small slice of quiche - 200?

Total exercise:
1.5 hour at the gym

Sunday, 25 April 2010


Total eats:
Sausage, egg, beans + 1 slice of toast - 300 - 400 cals
Fish fucking fat ass pie - 500 cals

Friday, 23 April 2010


Total eats:
porridge - 183 cals
Chicken Balls - 1,000 cals (I guess?)

Thursday, 22 April 2010


Total eats:
Anything and everything in sight - 5,371 cals

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Midsummer Night's Fast: Day 2

Watch as I take a huge slice out of the fail cake...

Total eats:
1 slice of bread - 100 cals
1 slice of chicken - ?
2 bowls of shreddies - 300 cals
poached egg and chips - 400 cas
Sweets - 50 cals

Total exercise:
General running about school

I'm so weak, but tomorrow is a new day and I have a lot planned - I WILL do this fast!

Monday, 12 April 2010

Midsummer Night's Fast: Day 1

Total eats:
1 slice of carrot cake - 224 cals

Total exercise:
A whole lot of dancing at a hip hop/D&B gig tonight!

I feel the need to explain the carrot cake, since I was supposed to be fasting.
I hadn't seen my Dad all week so he picked me up from school to come back to his for a cup of tea.
As a kind of 'I missed you' present, he had bought me a slice of carrot cake from this expensive delicatessens.
I couldn't say no to him, he's so sweet and probably just spent £10 on 2 slices for us.
So yeah, sorry that I suck.


Total eats:
Toast and honey - 150
5 cheese twists - 200
About 10,000 biscuits - aprox 900,000,000 cals
Curry and rice - I don't even want to think about it

Total exercise:
None -_-

All in all, I am a huge whale.

Sunday, 11 April 2010


Total eats:
Half a banana fritter
1 chicken ball
1 peach yoghurt
lasagna + chips

Total exercise:
Walking in town briefly

I'll do better tomorrow...or that's what I'm telling myself anyway.

Saturday, 10 April 2010


Total eats:
Toast with honey
Sausage sandwich with tomato chutney
*got high with friends*
egg fried rice
chicken balls

Total exercise:
1 hour walk with the dog
20 mins to the shop

let the self hate commence.